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Fusion Abstract Drawing Java Applet

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

Do you love abstract drawing? I definitely do. I published 2 months ago a Java Applet to draw Snowflakes and I’m going to release an update next week because it contains some huge bloody bugs :D. But now, I’m gonna show you something a bit more cool! I was inspired at first by Microsoft’s Silverlight project Logo! I really love it… This is basically what you will be drawing:


Abstract Drawing Preview

Try it!
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Defeating The Brutal AI in Tiberium Wars Kane edition

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

CNC logoRecently, a new trend in our office (Fusion Media Labs) started to take place! Playing games? haha, yea! Tiberium Wars in particular. Nick (khayye el asleh) brought us a copy of Tiberium Wars CnC3 DVD and installed it on 3 Desktop PCs on a network! (I meant that we bought 3 original copies :P ehhh) Youni (aka Jad Younan) started practicing and defeated almost every visitor to our office (yea it’s still an office :P). But why the hell am I supposed to be working while Youni is playing Tiberium Wars? ;). So I decided to practice (especially when he leaves, just to sound working not playing :P). Then Marwan started showing around almost everyday to practice Tiberium Wars (khayyna Marwan :D). I was never able to beat Youni! no one was able to do it! (Marwan did it once and we celebrated that time haha).

Anyway, after a month of practicing, we were all able to beat the Brutal AI! What I’m gonna show you today is how I did beat the Brutal Balanced AI on the Deadly Sertao Map without building any war factory (for tanks) neither barracks (for infantry) nor Air Fields.

Note that you should have the Tiberium Wars Kane Edition installed in order to run the Replay!
Fusion defeating Brutal AI in Tiberium Wars.

A small message to Youni: “Jeye yawmak!!!” :P (CHECK THE UPDATE)
To Marwan: “laaahh laaahh laaah… Badna nrou2!!!”
To Nick: “Chou why did you disappear???” (He’s afraid!!!! :P)

Update: Eja yawmak!!! I defeated Youni in 6 minutes 40 seconds :D He’s really mad now!! :P

Create Your Snowflake with Java Snow Applet

Monday, September 10th, 2007




The Java Virtual Machine is required (v1.6 recommended). Download it from here.
I will upload the source code on your request!

“I Love Life” Lebanese Trend

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

I wana live… I love life….!!

love live life.. what else… we never knew that people love death for example.. its kinda funny now they are even arguing about this slogan.. and everyone wants a piece of the action … a propaganda!
hehe… but as madonna says.. “express yourself don’t repress yourself… its human nature…” damn she’s right! maybe that’s their only way to express their repression.. its o’right we understand..
fusion understands..and has his own concept of life.. However what we don’t understand is their constant arguments and fights…for the love of god..!!
Speak the truth…what are u really fighting about??

Here’s a list of Avatars (or Display Pictures) you can use and spread:
(To save them, Right click and Save Image As)
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Answers For Your Silly Questions

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Can I know who blocked me on MSN?

NO!

Can I check if someone has blocked me on MSN?

mmm, yea maybe!

How?

Give him/her a phone call, and ask him/her! simple eh?

Come on man! Seriously! please tell me how
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Smart Google

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

  1. www.google.com -> search for “failure” -> press I’m feeling lucky
  2. www.google.com -> search for “french military victories” -> press I’m feeling lucky
  3. www.google.com -> search for “liar” -> press I’m feeling lucky…

more to come :D